Brian Wilson’s reality show is really weird.

The Giants closer once famously claimed innocence over a Twitter post reporting his late-night activities by saying, “I write a bunch of stuff that’s not true. It’s made up. Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one.” On the show, he says matter-of-factly, “I’m a ninja.”

Wilson with Dane Cook-ish showmanship reveals he actually does seem to prefer room service over hitting the town to take on the aggressive males of the world. He also brings you into Barry Zito’s bedroom and shows how he gets up for games against the Dodgers.

“Life of Brian” Episode II airs next week on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area. Casey Blake, you’ve been warned.